Amusing Link

http://office-humour.co.uk/g/i/3637/

enjoy :)

My hovercraft is full of eels!

or should I say, Légpárnás hajóm tele van angolnákkal?

If you write a class definition, but do not write a constructor method for the class, how is it that you can still create objects of the class?

Magical elves sneak in during the night and create an enchanted constructor invisible to the human eye. They then rifle through your belongings and raid your fridge before escaping into the nth dimension.


-Rob Macintosh

(This was a midterm question. Full marks were recieved. Scan coming soon.)

My Soon-To-Be Car (unless the world caves in/explodes/mom changes her mind) II

OK so, the Saturn SC1 didn't work out. But I have high hopes for this one! This isn't the exact car, but it's the same model and colour. It's a 2002 Mazda Protege, 5speed. Passed the Mom test, my mechanic Uncle is gonna take a look. Everything's positive so far. *fingers crossed*

Deanpunzel Olympics

We tried to give Dean to some of Morley's friends, but they didn't want him. Go figure.

The Best Things in Life

The Best Things in Life:

I yoinked this from a website I don't remember and revamped it a little. Enjoy.

1. Falling in love.
   
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
   
3. A hot shower.
   
4. Never EVER having to go to Wal-Mart (Formerly: No lines at the Super Wal-Mart.)
   
5. A special glance.
   
6. Getting mail. Specifically: Postcards from far away.
   
7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. Specifically: When I'm driving. Fast.
   
8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
   
9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
   
10. Hot towels out of the dryer.
    
11. Finding the sweater you want is on sale for half price.
    
12. Chocolate milkshake. <-- Not such a fan of milkshakes. Eh.
13. A long distance phone call. Specifically: from someone nice!
    
14. A bubble bath.
    
15. Giggling.
    
16. A good conversation.
    
17. The beach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
18. Finding a $20 bill in your coat from last winter.
    
19. Laughing at yourself.
    
20. Midnight phone calls that last for hours.
    
21. Running through sprinklers.
    
22. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
    
23. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.
    
24. Laughing at an inside joke.
    
25. Friends.
    
26. Falling in love for the first time.
    
27. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.
    
28. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.
    
29. Your first kiss.
    
30. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.
    
31. Playing with a new puppy.
    
32. Late night talks with your roommate that keep you from sleeping.
    
33. Having someone (non-icky) play with your hair.
    
34. Sweet dreams.
    
35. Hot chocolate.
    
36. Road trips with friends.
    
37. Swinging on swings.
    
38. Watching a good movie cuddled up on a couch with someone you love.
    
39. Wrapping presents under the Christmas tree while eating cookies and drinking eggnog.
    
40. Song lyrics printed inside your new CD so you can sing along without feeling stupid.
    
41. Going to a really good concert.
    
42. Getting butterflies in your stomach every time you see that one person.
    
43. Making eye contact with a cute stranger.
    
44. Winning a really competitive game.
    
45. Making chocolate chip cookies!
    
46. Having your friends send you homemade cookies!
    
47. Spending time with close friends!
    
48. Seeing smiles and hearing laughter from your friends. (is it just me, or is this getting redundant?)
    
49. Holding hands with someone you care about.
    
50. Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change.
    
51. Discovering that love is unconditional and stronger than time.
    
52. Riding the best roller coasters over and over.
    
53. Hugging the person you love.
    
54. Watching the expression someone's face as they open a much-desired present from you.
    
55. Watching the sunrise (Especially if it's somewhere pretty and youve been up all night!)
56. Having friends you know you can cry on or talk to about your deepest problems

Grammar Nazi

Bob's Quick Guide to the Apostrophe, You Idiots

from: angryflower.com

also enjoy: Bob's Quick Guide to French, You Idiots and The War in Antarctica.


Oh. My. Freakin. God.

Gimp

I just downloaded Gimp, a free alternative to Adobe Photoshop. I've never used Photoshop before,so I'm a little *eh* about the tools and filters, but I had fun playin around with some pictures I took. (I don't usually wear that much makeup, it photographed well and the red lipstick especially made for easy select-by-color)

Original

Photocopy, cartoon, and a little coloring in by hand

This one was done from a diff't photo

The original photo, just photocopied (it's a little too light)

Again from a diff't photo - oilified, "cartooned", softglowed, relit