Call Me Crazy...

But I think Dean looks kinda pretty in this shot.

Make Dean Over

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Dean just said Ayaz was a snappy dresser.

"Don't trust Ayaz. He's a terrorist. He's definately a snappy dresser, but he's a terrorist."

This piece of running commentary on Dean's words and actions was brought to you by Garth Santor's intermediate c++ class, and how important yet boring it is.

Thank you.

Update: The handsome and charming Matthew Mark Mark Jacques pointed out to me that if you google image search "Dean's Hairy Ass", this is the only result:

Obligatory non-Dean post

Google Image Searching: Dean is Pretty

Tada!

Ode to Dean

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Good, now I can post this without having 4 Dean-related posts in a row!

So... the other night, the night before that last post, I had a dream that I was pregnant and about to give birth. I can only assume the baby was Dean's.

I'm still waiting on that malt shop, Dean. I know where you live.

Happy Friday!

Courtney and I got stoned and then laughed while we were trying to put on makeup. It was teh funz0rz. Then I realized that wearing tights while you're stoned is both a hard state to achieve (tights are complicated!) and really, really weird.

omg there's a scary child eating chair on tv aaand I totally meant to put that in all caps cuz its SCARY !!!!!

bananabananabananabananabananabananabananaDUCK!

:) Love, Emily <3

The Plan

Deanie's building me a malt shop out of modelling clay and construction paper. We're going to go out for ice cream and then sit in his room and listen to records while our hundreds of fat children are immaculately conceived.

Dean Coming Out

I took a screenshot for posterity.

We should all be paying attention to C++

But instead we're google image searching.

Here's the only result for "Dean's Bones Kill People"

Expletive, Expletive, Expletive, 2

SO. I got a loaner laptop from connect. I go home, and unplug it to move it not realizing the battery is dead. Then I try to boot windows again, it flashes the blue screen of death, and shuts down. I can't boot windows. I'm so pissed off... we have *WINDOWS PROGRAMMING* First thing tomorrow and the fucking loaner laptop I had to get because my laptop is broken doesn't fucking work.

UGH!

Expletive, Expletive, Expletive

Somehow I've ended up with a broken hinge on my laptop. By broken, I mean the one hinge is now completely detached and I had to hand the ppl at connect the pieces of it. Apparently Asus will not consider this to be normal wear and tear even though I didn't do anything to the laptop that could have broken the hinge except for, well, use it. So basically, I'm going to bitch & complain and be a pain in the ass until something is done about it. w00t.

Back to it

So, today is the magical day that we all go back to school. Tres excitant! At least, *I'm* excited. I've worked all summer except when I was on "vacation" with my family. I wish I'd had more downtime (read: time to go to the beach) but thanks to a few gaping holes in our schedule hopefully I'll make it down there at least a couple more times, though the weather is definately cooling off faster than it did last year.

Apparently I'm expected to babysit more this year, which is frankly ridiculous and means that I'll have to cut down my hours at my actual job. Damnit, though, I'm going to get A grades and have a social life if it kills me. Having a car and finessing my study skills last year should facilitate both of those things. It's a challenge I'm up for.

On that note, I'm off now to go get my brother ready to go, take him to daycare, and mow the lawn, so I can go to Matt's and watch What Not to Wear before class.

See everybody later today :)