How Girly am I? (yoinked from Kama)

How Girly Am I?
Do you:
[x] You own over 10 bottles of nail polish
[ ] You own a designer purse
[ ] You own perfume that cost over $60
[ ] You had/have fake nails
[x] You have more body/hair products than you can use
[ ] Your pet is a chihuahua/Pomeranian/Terri
er/Siamese
[ ] You have clothes/shoes/accessories for your pet
[x] You have enough clothes to cover an entire refugee camp.
[X] You have enough pictures to create your own wallpaper.
[x] A pink comforter, carpeting, walls or sheets.
total so far: 5

Do you:
[ ] Spend more time at the mall than you do at home/work
[x] Have a hair color that is not natural
[x] Have "blonde moments" at least once a day
[x] Buy stuff because it's awesome and then never wear it
[ ] Constantly keep your phone at your side
[x] Dance around in your room when nobody else is home
[ ] Have a name for your car
[x] Know what celebrity is dating who and who broke up this week
[ ] Refuse to go out in public without makeup
[ ] Prefer to be called "princess"
total so far: 10

Do you adore:
[x] Makeup
[ ] Glitter
[x] The Color Pink
[x] Shopping
[x] Jewelry
[ ] Mirrors
[x] Chick flicks
[x] Shoes
[x] Rainbows
[x] Unicorns
[x] Disney Movies
[x] Candles
[X] Flowers
[x] Stuffed Animals
[x] Purses
total so far: 23

Do you shop at:
[ ] Coach-the outlet store
[ ] Forever 21
[x] Victoria's Secret
[ ] Guess
[ ] Claires
[ ] Express
[ ] Delias
[ ] MAC
[ ] Sephora
[ ] Bebe
total so far:24

DO YOU SAY:
[x]Bitch
[x] Whatever
[x] Oh my gosh/goodness
[x] Honey
[ ] Fugly
[ ] That's hot
[ ] Dunzo
[x] Darling
[ ] Psh
[ ] Cutie
[ ] Hottie
[ ] Skank
[x] Totally
[x] For Sure
[ ] Fantabulous
total so far: 31

Do You Read:
[x] Cosmopolitan
[x] Glamour
[x] Marie Claire
[ ] Elle Girl
[ ] Teen Vogue
[ ] People
[ ] Us Weekly
[ ] Star
[ ] Self
[x] PerezHilton.com
[ ] Dlisted.com
[ ] 17online.com
[ ] people.com
[ ] usmagazine.com
[ ] popsugar.com
[ ] Pink Is The New Blog.com
total so far: 35

Do You Love These:
[x] Legally Blonde
[ ] Elizabethtown
[x] Mean Girls
[ ] Now & Then
[x] The Notebook
[ ] A Walk to Remember
[x] Sweet Home Alabama
[x] Where the Heart is
[ ] Just My Luck
[ ] John Tucker Must Die
[x] Centerstage
[x] Bring it On
[x] How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
[x] Mona Lisa Smile
[ ] My Girl
total so far: 44

Are you Addicted to...
[ ] America's Next Top Model
[x] Project Runway
[ ] Desperate Housewives
[ ] The Simple Life
[ ] 8th & Ocean
[x] Sex & the City
[ ] Grey's Anatomy
[ ] The O.C.
[ ] Laguna Beach/The Hills
[ ] Nip/Tuck
[x] Gilmore Girls
total so far: 47

count how many you checked, multiply by 2, and that is your girly percentage!
I'm apparently 94% girly.

Love. Love. Love.

Something about these makes me giddy and stupid. One day they shall be mine....

My Mother, the Engineer

Backstory: My mom bought a spiffy new flat panel tv when our old one died but (as I discovered today) couldn't get the remotes set up properly

Tonight's Events:
Mom: "Emily, were you watching TV today? The TV's not working."
Em: "Yes...?"
Mom: "Could you come up here please?
When I got home the tv was on but the cable was off"
Em: "Doesn't the cable remote do both?"
Mom: "No..."
Mom: *Fiddles with controls on the remote, bringing up various menus*
Em: "So you tried turning everything on and off, right?"
Mom: "Yeah and that's all that comes up..." *gestures at screen that is blank except for menus* "..maybe because it's burned into the screen from you leaving it on! All I wanted to do was watch my thousand dollar TV and now you've wrecked it!"
Em: "If there was an image burned into the entire screen then why would you be able to see the menus?"
*Mom continues to lecture me about... whatever, as I fiddle with the tv, changing the input and testing out a dvd, which obviously worked*
Em: "Is the cable out?"
Mom: *calls rogers*
*a few minutes go by*
Mom: "The cable's out."

Is the vehicle you are currently driving:

Very long?
Devoid of Seatbelts?
Yellow?
Driving children to school?

If you answered no to any of the above, you are not driving school bus and therefore do NOT have to come to a complete stop before a railway crossing.

Thank you!

A Crime Against Fashion & Business Etiquette

This morning at starbucks, as I sipped my white chocolate mocha and read my book, I noticed an impeccably groomed woman in a (gorgeous) tailored white suit sitting across from a younger man in a flaming neon green flece sweater. Upon further covert observation, I discovered that the young man was a web designer and they were discussing a website for the woman's business. I also discovered that the man had paired his hideous fleece sweater with tearaway pants.

Ugh!